What if Dr. Ruth surfed porn for research?

What would her login and password be?

But first a haiku:

(It's for 2-4 couples. Is Dr. Ruth a swinger?)

Haiku
Dr. Ruth
swings
Cherry Poppin' Daddies

Does she have a deviant game for bad sex?
Maybe she's got a solitaire game for unisex?

Okay, okay, the logins:

Rough Sex dot com
Login: Mistress Ruth
Password: ruthless

If Dr. Ruth was just making stuff up, and you tried it, and it failed, would you tell anyone?

Is it her accent that makes her sound professional about it? Or is it the german shaiza videos people talk about?

So what kind of research did she have to do for her doctoral thesis?

Big Butts dot com
Login: ruthie
Password: ruthscaboose

She's got an encyclopedia. Does she have a dic_tionary too?

Small Men dot com
Login: ruth
Password: babyruth

G-Spot dot com
Login: The Doctor
Password: GRAFFENBURG

If she were a Starwars character would she be Yoda's wife?

Would she call him "her little greenie weenie"?

What if she spoke like Yoda? "Penis use you must. Condom use not great suffering will be."

Labia dot com
Login: I have one
Password: westhymen

So how much practical field experience could she really get? I mean, she's not Hillary or anything.

Normal Sex dot com
Login: Miss Natural
Password: thepenisgoesintothevagina

Cartoon Sex dot com
Login: Cartman
Password: heissohot

Okay, not that everyone is thoroughly grossed out you can have a great day!

...and if Dr. Ruth is out there reading this it's all meant in good fun. No harm was meant with any of it.