IRAQ: WELCOME GENERATION-CHOICEMAKER
Man is earth's Choicemaker. He is by nature and nature's God a creature of Choice - and of Criteria. His unique and definitive characteristic is, and of Right ought to be, the natural foundation of his environments, institutions, and respectful relations to his fellow-man. Thus, he is oriented to a Freedom whose roots are in the natural Order of the universe.
an American Choicemaker
Most of you will recognize this as comments spam. It's really sort of irritating. It's not as bad as regular spam, but it's still bothersome. I'm sure you could use Spam Poison or some other product to curb the amount you get, if you get alot, but for little individual pieces like this we are given the opportunity to be downright nasty. Yeah, you heard me. I'm going to get nasty with em'.
Now before I get nasty, let me clarify something. The rules of the gave shall be as follows: In order for your comment spam to count as official comment spam someone other than yourself needs to make note of it. Pusillanimous Wanker II did a wonderful job of covering that category with the immediately following statement: "Dude. You got spammed."
The rason I make this note is I'm planning on making this a support post that shall forever be linked on my mouseover sidebar. I intend it to be a shopping point for people to send spam to. Think of it as a method of venting your frustrations. Some libbo-commie chaps your ass with some Howard Dean quote? Don't take it out on him or her, send a spammer some cialis spam. A Rehitlican facist call you an unpatriotic moron? Some nice "adult friend finder" spam sent to a deserving spammer should help you feel vindicated. Just don't get crazy with it. I wouldn't want someone to send me a cease and decist order.
Starting with Mr./Mrs. Mentos, the choicemaker I shall be returning the favor. I shall be adding him to a spam list or two. Considering there is no bigger prick than a spammer this guy seems dreadfully inadequate. I believe some male enhancement spam should do the job nicely! Looking thought just two of my five e-mail accounts I've got about 150 pieces of spam. I should be able to hook him up with something.
Now that you get the idea, please send me your spammer entries with links to justification for comment spammer status and I will be adding them below the squiggly line. We're going to be starting with two entries: Mine and one found one Pusillanimous Wanker's site. Happy spamming!
02 FEB 05
The Choicemaker(No comment submissions. Only e-mail.)
A discontent Malcontent (Anonymous comments ARE allowed)
E-mail (If the pic on her site is correct, she's a hot Asian chick from Seattle. This one's for Ginger.)
More to follow as they come in...