Notes to God

A co-worker sent this to me earlier today. Kids say the darndest things:

A nun asked her class of young children to write notes to God. Here are some they handed in:
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Dear God:
I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool.
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Dear God:
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You keep the ones You already have?
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Dear God:
Maybe Cain and Abel would not have killed each other if they had their own rooms. That's what my Mom did for me and my brother
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Dear God:
If You watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes.
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Dear God:
I bet it is very hard to love everyone in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I'm having a hard time loving all of them.
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Dear God,
In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation?
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Dear God,
Are You really invisible or is it just a trick?
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Dear God,
Is it true my father won't get into heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house?
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Dear God,
Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
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Dear God,
Who draws the lines around the countries?
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Dear God,
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in the church. Is that OK?
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Dear God,
Did You really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"? Because if You did, then I'm going to get my brother good.
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Dear God,
Thank You for the baby brother, but I think you got confused because what I prayed for was a puppy.
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Dear God,
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
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Dear God,
I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.
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Dear God,
You don't have to worry about me; I always look both ways.
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Dear God,
I think about You sometimes, even when I'm not praying.
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Dear God,
Of all the people who worked for You, I like Noah and David the best.
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Dear God,
My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right. They're just kidding, aren't they?
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Dear God,
I would like to live 900 years just like that guy in the Bible did.
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Dear God,
We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school they said You did it. So, I bet he stole Your idea.