Monday, January 10, 2005

More winger poetry

WARNING!: Right Wing Nut Job Poetry! Not Fit For Liberal Weiner Consumption! (In other words, it's all in good fun!)

I'm not really sure who this guy is, or if it's his work, but Russ Vaughn sent me a nice piece of winger poetry. As far as I can tell, he doesn't have a blog, so I linked to his e-mail....crap. I just Googled him (yes, with Google. Sometimes I google with hotbot, but I googled him nonetheless.) Blackfive's Russ Vaughn sent me some poetry. I didn't even know he read my site! (I changed the e-mail to reflect blackfive. I'm not sure if he wants his personal e-mail getting out.) I haven't seen it on the blackfive site, but it may be there as well. Truth, Lies and Common Sense, and Lone Star Times have posted this as well. Anyway, here's the poem:

Liberals love America like O.J. loved Nicole.

As Ann Coulter said, bless her scathing sharp soul,
Liberals love America like O.J. loved Nicole.
Sad words those may be, but with ire they must fill us,
If the Left can’t control us, they’d just as soon kill us.

It’s a madness you see, coming full to the fore,
Since they lost every battle of 2004.
The weaker seek shrinks while the blamers point fingers,
And the madness just festers, the lunacy lingers.

They had trusted John Kerry to lead from above,
But the problem with that was his hand fit the glove.
And the Swift Boat detectives took us far back in time,
Shining their hard bright light on the Perp and his crime.

The psychosis blooms full and the future’s not rosy,
As long as they’re led by the likes of Pelosi.
The symptoms are glaring, prognosis is poor
Till en masse, they pass, their worm, Michael Moore.

So the Left can’t win fairly, can’t win at the poll?
Then they’ll seek other ways to defeat and control.
Undermine our elections, give aid to our foe,
To debase, to deface, a Nicole-U.S. Ho.’

O.J. had a jury that saw it his way,
But believe me you Lefties, it’s come a new day,
Red State America sits the main jury seat
And for your socialist goals, that spells jury defeat.

If you believe as I do, O.J. murdered Nicole,
Then you believe as I do, he was out of control.
Like crazed Lefties stabbing at our nation’s heart,
He was crazy with loss, acting stupid, not smart.

Will America share the same fate as Nicole?
Slashed, shattered and battered for resisting control?
No, Nicole-America has punch in her Right,
And this time Juice Lefties,


Russ Vaughn

UPDATE: I found the rebel rousin', gun totin', redneck trailer trash pic of Ann Coulter. I think chicks with guns are rather sexy, just as long as they're not pointed at me.

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