This morning, at 2:30 A.M., my wife was on the road to Wal-Mart for the after Christmas sales. She went on her own for the early shopping and was planning to return later in the day to pick us up and go shopping again. It is now 10:00 A.M. and snowing like it should have done yesterday. It's that thick, heavy packing snow that's gread for snowballs and snowmen...and women, but just shy of ice sheets in the terms of driving conditions.
This is why I'm dubbing my wife: The Mail Carrier of Shopping.
"Neither rain, nor sleet, nor snow, nor dead of night will keep this shopper from her appointed rounds!"
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