NEW POLL SHOWS BUSH KICKING THE SNOT OUT OF KERRY!!

In a new technique nearly as accurate and contradicting as Zogby's and Gallup Bush has trounced Kerry 67%-33% with Nader and Badnarik represented in the appropriate states. The results can be found here.

Meetup.com and Strike Ten have joined together and have just recently completed their unbiased poll of over 2,000 bowlers. Here's how it went:

The Bowl-Off used a unique scoring system to prevent ballot stuffing. Bowlers were divided into teams based on their candidate (Kerry, Bush and, in some places, Nader and Badnarik). After the teams bowled, the top 3 scores for each team at each Strike Ten-affiliated bowling center were recorded. All told, President Bush carried 67% of the centers and had a higher average score of 175-161. Nearly 2,000 peoplle participated in over 40 states.

Not only are there more Bush bowlers but Bush bowlers are better bowlers! Have a good day and go bowling.